An idiot's guide on how to make an idiot look good; even if for a fleeting second. #1, #2, #3. Effing jackasses, both. Such fun!

Yay, we won!

PS: What's it with the flying stumps these days? We surely haven't gotten any faster, so are they putting in those stumps a little less firmer than usual just for the added dramatics? Or is my mind lying to me again? Would be a neat trick though. I like those wickets flying.

Particularly brilliant research, this. Tomorrow, we confirm gravity.